Oh bacon, is there anything you can't do?

ouch · Jul 20, 2016

http://time.com/4414870/this-86-year-old-woman-fought-off-a-thief-with-bacon/

In a postscript to this heartwarming story, the woman was charged with possession of automatic assault bacon.

BSAGuy · Jul 20, 2016

We need more bacon control laws.

The Count of Merkur Cristo · Jul 20, 2016

ouch:
In her defense...if I was the judge...I'd 'let her off with a bacon warning'. :a23:

"Never let thieves steal your [bacon]...it's not theirs to take". Anonymous

oc_in_fw · Jul 20, 2016

But can she defend herself against someone armed with a piece of fresh fruit?

Mick · Jul 20, 2016

I want me some Class III bacon now.

Preferably belt fed...

DoctorShavegood · Jul 20, 2016

Now we're all ganna need a concealed bacon license (CBL).

August West · Jul 20, 2016

Excellent anyway you slice it.

Cash_Stronomer · Jul 20, 2016

Incredible! :thumbup1:

Lmarkow · Jul 20, 2016

Must have been a kosher crook.

RobsForge · Jul 20, 2016

Taco is still more effective

Slash McCoy · Jul 20, 2016

Graybeard57 · Jul 23, 2016

Is there a vegan version of this self defense weapon? Bacos, perhaps?

cleanshaved · Jul 23, 2016

Graybeard57 said:
Is there a vegan version of this self defense weapon? Bacos, perhaps?

The fry pan it was cooked in?

Graybeard57 · Jul 23, 2016

cleanshaved said:
The fry pan it was cooked in?

That'll work. :wink2:

alishock · Jul 25, 2016

Bacon is great but against a good sausage. No sir. No competition.

maxman · Jul 25, 2016

Bacon is the super hero of food you know.

The Count of Merkur Cristo · Jul 25, 2016

maxman said:
Bacon is the super hero of food you know.

Marc:
What 'super-powers' does Bacon have (now leave out heart disease, et. al..)

"Faster than a [heart attack]. More powerful than [high blood pressure]. Able to leap tall [hospitals] in a single bound. Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird. It’s a plane. No, it's Bacon-Man". Superhero Quote

Tralfaz · Jul 25, 2016

There's an interesting hashtag in the original article that was spotted by a keen-eyed coworker...

I've just tossed a meatball to you all so please feel free to swing for the fences.

ouch · Jul 25, 2016

Tralfaz said:
There's an interesting hashtag in the original article that was spotted by a keen-eyed coworker...

I've just tossed a meatball to you all so please feel free to swing for the fences.

I'll leave this one for someone else, as my home run hitting prowess has been covered in depth in this thread-

http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php/42751-Due-to-current-shortages-of

See posts 5, 9, and 13.

maxman · Jul 26, 2016

The Count of Merkur Cristo said:
Marc:
What 'super-powers' does Bacon have (now leave out heart disease, et. al..)

View attachment 675991 "Faster than a [heart attack]. More powerful than [high blood pressure]. Able to leap tall [hospitals] in a single bound. Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird. It’s a plane. No, it's Bacon-Man". Superhero Quote

It has the power to make people happy!

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