I've got 249 of the worst DE blades known to mankind up for grabs. The Graham-Field prep blade is the only contender I've found that even comes close to being as bad as Crystals, and they're worse! These things lie at the very bottom of the dung heap and can't slice through a piece of tissue paper. If you're the kind of guy that likes a lot of pain with your morning shave to wake you up, these are for you! If you invite razor burn on a daily basis, step up to the plate. If you want to feel each individual whisker being slowly, painfully, forcefully plucked from your face you'll be in heaven. If you like a thin, dull piece of steel raking your face to the point where you scream out in pain "Thank you sir, may I have another?" then you've just found your holy grail. Yes folks, these are akin to putting yourself through the kind of torture that would make what they did during the medievel ages seem like a warmup. Just say "I'm in" and these little instruments of pain that are evil incarnate can be yours! Don't go elbowing each other in the throat to be the first in line, everybody stands the same chance of winning! CONUS only, I don't want to break down 240 years of good foreign relations. Winner drawn by random this weekend.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
