OldSaw
The wife's investment
...If this still persists get yourself a churchwarden style. They have a longer stem and this cools the flow down they also give you excellent style points.
Do they still make these? I heard there was only one production facility for them and they were shutting down. I have always wanted one but have not smoked a pipe in about 20 years.
I was thinking of clay pipes. Anyway, a little research has lead me to wish I had bought a few 25 years ago, but I guess I can still find one if I want.