I love drinking eggnog whether it's store bought or homemade, preferably non-alcoholic though since I perfer to keep my nog and alcohol separate. Now have a few amusing memories relating to eggnog that I wish to share. In the order of least funny to funniest.
-The last time I made my own eggnog I used a recipe that incorporated both the egg yolks and whites. Unfortunately I processed the nog in a blender on a high enough setting that I ended up with custard instead of eggnog. It was still good though.
-I once had a big gulp of spoiled eggnog once. This occasion broke me of drinking anything that come out of a paper carton. Worse that sour milk taste, and I unfortunately know this.
-Now this next story happen to not me, but to my father. It's been nearly six years since it happened. My father loved eggnog more than anyone I know, and like me drank out of paper cartons as well. Since l moved out long ago my father hasn't had to share eggnog with anyone and my mother doesn't drink it either. One day my dad came home from work early and went to the fridge for a snack. When he open the fridge he saw a carton and only read the word egg. Assuming my mother had bought him some eggnog, he opened it up and took a big chug. After a few minutes of gagging he promptly pour the rest of the presumed bad eggnog down the sink and called my mother to tell her the eggnog she had bought was bad. She immediately inquired as the what eggnog he was talking about. He then told her the eggnog in the yellow carton in their kitchen fridge. She then replied that that wasn't eggnog, but eggbeaters that she had bought for making a large batch of cookies instead of regular eggs. My father hasn't touched eggnog since and thought of drinking it makes him gag.
I hope these made you laugh! If you have any funny eggnog related stories, please share.
-The last time I made my own eggnog I used a recipe that incorporated both the egg yolks and whites. Unfortunately I processed the nog in a blender on a high enough setting that I ended up with custard instead of eggnog. It was still good though.
-I once had a big gulp of spoiled eggnog once. This occasion broke me of drinking anything that come out of a paper carton. Worse that sour milk taste, and I unfortunately know this.
-Now this next story happen to not me, but to my father. It's been nearly six years since it happened. My father loved eggnog more than anyone I know, and like me drank out of paper cartons as well. Since l moved out long ago my father hasn't had to share eggnog with anyone and my mother doesn't drink it either. One day my dad came home from work early and went to the fridge for a snack. When he open the fridge he saw a carton and only read the word egg. Assuming my mother had bought him some eggnog, he opened it up and took a big chug. After a few minutes of gagging he promptly pour the rest of the presumed bad eggnog down the sink and called my mother to tell her the eggnog she had bought was bad. She immediately inquired as the what eggnog he was talking about. He then told her the eggnog in the yellow carton in their kitchen fridge. She then replied that that wasn't eggnog, but eggbeaters that she had bought for making a large batch of cookies instead of regular eggs. My father hasn't touched eggnog since and thought of drinking it makes him gag.
I hope these made you laugh! If you have any funny eggnog related stories, please share.
