This just keeps getting better.
Hi, I'm A Beard and I'm Growing A Jason For A Year.
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Epic Thread!!!
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Update!
The recent change to the title of this thread no longer is a joke. Holy moley!
Why Jason ever joined a shaving forum is beyond me....
That beard is like the Borg---resistance is futile!
That beard is like the Borg---resistance is futile!
What does it eat?!
It eats what it wants, and it doesn't ask permission first!
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I'll tell you one thing...you never realize how much food doesn't make it to your mouth until you grow a beard.
You've got to feed the family of birds living in there some way.
Dye it white and you could double for Santa Claus!
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Ooo ooo that smell. Can't you smell that smeellllll
It looks like your face is having a hard time carrying the weight of the beard. I think you need a beard cart or something. Maybe a shelf with shoulder straps would do it!
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My face is struggling!
How did I just find this thread?! I spent 30 minutes reading through all 12 pages. The beard is epic!
Cannot believe how much beard there is. Do you remember how your face feels.?
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Hipster mode activated:
Dude. That is a off-the-charts face mullet.
