Shaving Wisdom?

Dog Whiskerer said:

The time spent shaving is time well spent.

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Polluted said:

I work in a brewery. The master brewer claims everything you need to know about life, can be learned by brewing beer.

What about shaving? Has anyone pulled any pearls of wisdom or had any moments of enlightenment while shaving?

Ex. (Mark is cuts his lip while shaving and suddenly says "Holy cow I need to spend more time with my wife!")

.....you get the idea

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ks6c said:

I knew that everything you needed to know about life you could learn by DRINKING beer - didn't know you could learn all that stuff just by brewing it...

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H4nk said:

Never go against the grain

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Shiloh said:

An oldie but a goodie:

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Herd Theory to his buddy Norm…


"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

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Shiloh said:

Mixing beer and shaving is not a good idea.

Hmmmm...is there a soap that has a hops/barley malt fragrance profile?

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blankd said:

There's a shaving soap on etsy made with hops. Thinking the Brewers need to stick to beer.

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DonMac said:

Well said! That's why I like to have a few beers while I shave. Seems the more beer I drink during shaving, the better the shave, or at least it seems that way. Could be that I simply forgot how many passes I've made, and instead of doing two or three, might do ten or twelve. It's difficult to count the passes and handle the beer at the same time. Seems a twelve pack is just about right for a really close shave!

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