The 72 Hour Irish PIF

Okay, so I am falling in love with PIFing. I have so much great stuff to share that I cannot help myself.

Here is what I have up for grabs, and what you need to do to get it:

2006 Peterson Churchwarden.



It is the rough finish, but I do not have the model number. Gently used, in the original box, but of course you will want to freshen it up. This is one smooth, easy smoker. I made my first smoke rings with this beauty!

Now for the rules:

1. Say you're in
2. Write your best (CLEAN!!!!) Irish Limerick
3. Best Limerick (judged by me) submitted by 2:30pm ET on Wednesday 26 AUG 2015 wins
4. Extra credit available for smoking and shaving themed entries

Let's have some fun, laddies!

EDIT: SHOOT, I almost forgot. I got too excited.

CONUS and Active Duty shipping is free.
Outside CONUS will need to be negotiated, but I will cover at least 50% for international shipping.
Sorry about that, gents!

Plus, in order to make sure the winner is of age, I won't be able to award the pipe to anyone without a Brown Leaf badge. However, I will extend the deadline until Wednesday so anyone who already entered has time to get their badge.

Thanks!

I'm in!

A man once shaved his beard,
he exclaimed, "It is just as I feared!,
If I light up my pipe,
My face will ignite!"
So he just sat there and teared.

Not in, but thanks for PIFing

There once was a man from south France
Who loved to smoke aged Penzance
Then along came a lass
Who was sneaky and fast
she made off with all of his stash


This was inspired by a dream I had. I met the Wendy's girl, and she said she loved the smell of my pipe. She was acting all flirty and stuff to distract me. When I looked again, she had made off with all my Penzance. Talk about a nightmare No, I am not from France, but it is hard to find things that rhyme with Steubenville.

I'm in

There one was a guy from out west
Who smoked while he shaved, as a test
It all went quite nice
'Til he sloshed his Old Spice
And set fire to the hair on his chest

oc_in_fw said:

No, I am not from France, but it is hard to find things that rhyme with Steubenville.

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Love it!

AbbyW2 said:

I'm in

There one was a guy from out west
Who smoked while he shaved, as a test
It all went quite nice
'Til he sloshed his Old Spice
And set fire to the hair on his chest

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Oh, that is great. I, too, have had careless bathroom fires



http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php/400789-Zippo-filling-hijinks?highlight=zippo

If you catch a Chinchilla in Chile
And cut off its beard Willy-nilly
You can honestly say
That you have just made
A Chilean Chinchillas chin chilly

Cleanest one I know.
I'm not in. But I do like the pipe.

There's already too many good ones for me to compete. Way to go folks, keep these coming!!

DC_MPA said:

There's already too many good ones for me to compete. Way to go folks, keep these coming!!

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Awe c'mon! Give it a go!

I love the creativity here, that's why I wanted to run it this way. And I figured someone would love to have this pipe.

WildWest74 said:

Awe c'mon! Give it a go!

I love the creativity here, that's why I wanted to run it this way. And I figured someone would love to have this pipe.

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It's always fun to try and come up with something new!

DC_MPA said:

There's already too many good ones for me to compete. Way to go folks, keep these coming!!

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Come on, do it. Mine don't count- I'm not in, I just posted mine because it popped in my head.

I'm in!

Paddy once said to his friend,
"I don't want this soap to end.
My lather's a treat,
The cushion's elite,
And this scent drives my girl 'round the bend!"

We have some good ones so far! Keep it up, gents!

I'm in! Here's my horrible attempt.

The local politician once said,
"I never set out to tax the dead,
but when I showed him his bill,
he started complaining of a chill,
and soon he was confined to his bed"

Not in.

There once was a pipe smoker from Nantucket,
Who puffed through a PVC pipe stuck in a bucket,
Turning green from his last big puff,
He smiled and said, "I can't get enough."

I'm in. Great PIF and Good Luck to all who enter.

There was a young man lived in Dublin,
His shaving caused him much trubblin'
'Til he tried out a straight,
And he said "This is GREAT!"
Then he poured out champagne that kept bubblin'.

Can we enter more than one Limerick?

An Irishman said with a brogue,
"I want a shaving brush made from a hogue.
I thought I'd get Simpson,
until my eyes glimpsed on,
the Owner's Club made by Semogue."

There once was a man from Tralee,
Who smoked 'baccy and shavd with pure glee.
He pondered as he puffed
"I've heard it's been discontinued enough,
If only I can get Williams to grow on a tree!"

dpm802 said:

Can we enter more than one Limerick?

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Of course! If you take more than one shot, then we have more great poetry to read!

A bachelor lived in Killarney,
he was ugly as dinosaur Barney.
He had no luck with the lasses,
'til he took pick-up classes,
and kissed the stone way atop Castle Blarney.