Bay Rum Traditional Haiku Contest

Spice of the ages
Pimenta Racemosa
A sweet gift from God

I think I'm turning
Japanese. Can't stop making
These bay rum haiku's

Need to go to bed
Bay rum is keeping me up
Have to work again

How about another:

Warm St Thomas breeze
To Creaking ship on ocean
Bay rum scent it brings

Blaidth, the new Whitman
He is stuck in Haiku loop
We are enjoying

skypsyd said:

We are enjoying

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Thank you...

Wed bay leaf to rum
Olfactory orgasm
Happy ever hence

The dirty limerick is my forte, but I'll give this a shot!

Splash it on your face
Morning, night or afternoon.
Watch the ladies swoon!

Not in, says Heron.
And since I'm not a poet,
I'll skip the haiku.

An embrace from him

As waves of Rum and leaves fill

Tsunami consumes

Sorry it's from the ladies perspective but I love a man in bay rum!

Splash it on the face
Even if you had shaved with grace
Feel the burn embrace

St. Thomas leaves mix

Citrus, spice, lime oil, and cloves

Bay Rum, king of scents

Aftershave lingers

Breathe in deep to fill my heart

Run away with him

Say hey! Bay hooray!
Delay? Nay! Spray, spray away!
Pray, bay! Stay alway!

Lime and Peppercorns
Bay Rum with a funny name
Yes! Ogallala

Breezes embottled,
Islands travelled by ounces,
sky and sun distilled.

Hear you call my name
Bay rum is no mystery
And it feels like home

Okay so that was a rip off.

Burning feels so nice
Summer breeze caresses me
Bay rum paradise