Five word story chain

Let's see how this runs. Object is to use only five words in a post to tell a running story.
Feel free to use the members name above (or not) but keep it to 5 words total!

Stop a sentence, start a new one - anything - just keep it to 5 words.

I'll start:


One day, Smuckers went to

the barber shop for a

little trim and a shave.

Along the way -- get this! --

he met a man who

had seven wives, or rather

could not count properly. Anyways,

the man said to Smuckers,

"Can you please tell me -

where I might buy some

chocolates for my wives. They

are all craving with child.

"I'll do you one better",

said Smuckers. "I'll take you

an interesting place where they

specialize in snack foods for

gerbils. Do your wives like

gerbils as pets? If so,

gerbils will be happy with

a nest in her lingerie drawer