Baker's Dozen-Corrupt a Title-Books Edition

Building on the popular Baker's Dozen game threads pioneered by Senshi, let's add a layer and corrupt the titles according to a common theme. Stealing shamelessly from the Baker's Dozen Books thread, let's start with:

Classic Children's Books Corrupted by Middle Earth

1. Pat the Balrog (Pat the Bunny)

Building on the popular Baker's Dozen game threads pioneered by Senshi, let's add a layer and corrupt the titles according to a common theme. Stealing shamelessly from the Baker's Dozen Books thread, let's start with:

Classic Children's Books Corrupted by Middle Earth

1. Pat the Balrog (Pat the Bunny)
2. Green Eggs and Sam...wise (Green Eggs and Ham)

Classic Children's Books Corrupted by Middle Earth

1. Pat the Balrog (Pat the Bunny)
2. Green Eggs and Sam...wise (Green Eggs and Ham)
3. If You Give a Dwarf a Cookie (...he'll want a bar of gold)

Classic Children's Books Corrupted by Middle Earth

1. Pat the Balrog (Pat the Bunny)
2. Green Eggs and Sam...wise (Green Eggs and Ham)
3. If You Give a Dwarf a Cookie (...he'll want a bar of gold)
4. The Little Prince of the Woodland Realm: A Legolas Tale (The Little Prince)

Classic Children's Books Corrupted by Middle Earth

1. Pat the Balrog (Pat the Bunny)
2. Green Eggs and Sam...wise (Green Eggs and Ham)
3. If You Give a Dwarf a Cookie (...he'll want a bar of gold)
4. The Little Prince of the Woodland Realm: A Legolas Tale (The Little Prince)
5. KnuffleEnt (Knufflebunny)

Classic Children's Books Corrupted by Middle Earth

1. Pat the Balrog (Pat the Bunny)
2. Green Eggs and Sam...wise (Green Eggs and Ham)
3. If You Give a Dwarf a Cookie (...he'll want a bar of gold)
4. The Little Prince of the Woodland Realm: A Legolas Tale (The Little Prince)
5. KnuffleEnt (Knufflebunny)
6. The Little Ent-ine That Could (The Little Engine That Could)

Classic Children's Books Corrupted by Middle Earth

1. Pat the Balrog (Pat the Bunny)
2. Green Eggs and Sam...wise (Green Eggs and Ham)
3. If You Give a Dwarf a Cookie (...he'll want a bar of gold)
4. The Little Prince of the Woodland Realm: A Legolas Tale (The Little Prince)
5. KnuffleEnt (Knufflebunny)
6. The Little Ent-ine That Could (The Little Engine That Could)
7. Shelob's Web

shimsham said:

7. Shelob's Web

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That's awesome.

beginish said:

That's awesome.

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+100. Clever mind, shimsham.

Classic Children's Books Corrupted by Middle Earth

1. Pat the Balrog (Pat the Bunny)
2. Green Eggs and Sam...wise (Green Eggs and Ham)
3. If You Give a Dwarf a Cookie (...he'll want a bar of gold)
4. The Little Prince of the Woodland Realm: A Legolas Tale (The Little Prince)
5. KnuffleEnt (Knufflebunny)
6. The Little Ent-ine That Could (The Little Engine That Could)
7. Shelob's Web
8. How The Gollum Stole Yule

Classic Children's Books Corrupted by Middle Earth

1. Pat the Balrog (Pat the Bunny)
2. Green Eggs and Sam...wise (Green Eggs and Ham)
3. If You Give a Dwarf a Cookie (...he'll want a bar of gold)
4. The Little Prince of the Woodland Realm: A Legolas Tale (The Little Prince)
5. KnuffleEnt (Knufflebunny)
6. The Little Ent-ine That Could (The Little Engine That Could)
7. Shelob's Web
8. How The Gollum Stole Yule
9. Goodnight Mordor

Darn. I edited # 8. Sorry guys and TexLaw.

Fixed that.

Thanks Brother.

Classic Children's Books Corrupted by Middle Earth

1. Pat the Balrog (Pat the Bunny)
2. Green Eggs and Sam...wise (Green Eggs and Ham)
3. If You Give a Dwarf a Cookie (...he'll want a bar of gold)
4. The Little Prince of the Woodland Realm: A Legolas Tale (The Little Prince)
5. KnuffleEnt (Knufflebunny)
6. The Little Ent-ine That Could (The Little Engine That Could)
7. Shelob's Web
8. How The Gollum Stole Yule
9. Goodnight Mordor
10. Brown Beren, Brown Beren, What do you see


(I see a Silmaril looking at me)

Classic Children's Books Corrupted by Middle Earth

1. Pat the Balrog (Pat the Bunny)
2. Green Eggs and Sam...wise (Green Eggs and Ham)
3. If You Give a Dwarf a Cookie (...he'll want a bar of gold)
4. The Little Prince of the Woodland Realm: A Legolas Tale (The Little Prince)
5. KnuffleEnt (Knufflebunny)
6. The Little Ent-ine That Could (The Little Engine That Could)
7. Shelob's Web
8. How The Gollum Stole Yule
9. Goodnight Mordor
10. Brown Beren, Brown Beren, What do you see (I see a Silmaril looking at me)
11. Gollum's Island (Treasure Island)

Haggises said:

10. Brown Beren, Brown Beren, What do you see


(I see a Silmaril looking at me)

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Classic Children's Books Corrupted by Middle Earth

1. Pat the Balrog (Pat the Bunny)
2. Green Eggs and Sam...wise (Green Eggs and Ham)
3. If You Give a Dwarf a Cookie (...he'll want a bar of gold)
4. The Little Prince of the Woodland Realm: A Legolas Tale (The Little Prince)
5. KnuffleEnt (Knufflebunny)
6. The Little Ent-ine That Could (The Little Engine That Could)
7. Shelob's Web
8. How The Gollum Stole Yule
9. Goodnight Mordor
10. Brown Beren, Brown Beren, What do you see (I see a Silmaril looking at me)
11. Gollum's Island (Treasure Island)
12. Where did Beorn Go?

Classic Children's Books Corrupted by Middle Earth

1. Pat the Balrog (Pat the Bunny)[/COLOR]
2. Green Eggs and Sam...wise (Green Eggs and Ham)
3. If You Give a Dwarf a Cookie (...he'll want a bar of gold)
4. The Little Prince of the Woodland Realm: A Legolas Tale (The Little Prince)
5. KnuffleEnt (Knufflebunny)
6. The Little Ent-ine That Could (The Little Engine That Could)
7. Shelob's Web
8. How The Gollum Stole Yule
9. Goodnight Mordor
10. Brown Beren, Brown Beren, What do you see (I see a Silmaril looking at me)
11. Gollum's Island (Treasure Island)
12. Where did Beorn Go?
13. Alice in Beleriand

Horror novels made suitable for children

1. Silence of Mary's little lambs