Now I know for a fact that ouch is more than one person

Rockminer · Apr 16, 2015

For all of you who didn't believe us when we say "how many members is ouch", you now have proof.

Ouch has both a Moderator badge and an Emeritus badge.

The real question is, which one is which? And how many are there total? :001_smile

Seraphim · Apr 16, 2015

It only proves that he is able to time travel, NOT that there are more than one of him.

dionesius3 · Apr 16, 2015

I believe there are eight of them. Each one living Equal-distance from the other on the Earth. They each have a CIA built command center with ten or twelve super computers running in the background.
And there are special deliverymen who come to non-descript doorways three times a day with a bag of TACOS and a six pack of ales. Only to be shouted at and told to go away quickly once the bag and ales are grabbed and money flung at them.

At least that is how I imagine it is...

OH, wait my keyboard is freezing up.....HELP!!!

DoctorShavegood · Apr 16, 2015

I think your right about Ouch being more than one person. He prides himself in the knowledge of world wines. So, the other day I asked him a very detailed question about his collection of 1986 Chateau Latour wines. He responded with:

Or, maybe Ouch is really Fred Sanford.

kevdogg329 · Apr 16, 2015

There are more ouch's that originally thought.

I just got my nomination to be ouch next month, along with XXXXa, XXXXb, and XXXXc.

langod · Apr 16, 2015

....We're an anarcho-Ouchist commune! We're taking turns to act as a sort of executive-Ouch-for-the-week. But all the decisions of that Ouch have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority....

Help, help, I'm being repressed....

captp · Apr 16, 2015

Someone else finally noticed that, too. I attribute that solely to the total awesomeness that is Ouch. Only he can be both at once

ouch · Apr 16, 2015

DoctorShavegood said:
I think your right about Ouch being more than one person. He prides himself in the knowledge of world wines. So, the other day I asked him a very detailed question about his collection of 1986 Chateau Latour wines.

I still have one bottle of that left. It's not enough for all of me.

Mick · Apr 16, 2015

Rockminer said:
For all of you who didn't believe us when we say "how many members is ouch", you now have proof.

Ouch has both a Moderator badge and an Emeritus badge.

About time you noticed.

Saw this a few days ago and figured it was just more "chest salad" for Ouch

TexLaw · Apr 16, 2015

MöbiOuCHs

captp · Apr 16, 2015

The Emeritus badge is gone. Someone must have thought it was too much even for Ouch. I say Nay, Ouch is awesome enough to handle being past and present at the same time, I think he can also handle being future, but they don't have a badge for that

ouch · Apr 16, 2015

Keep 'em comin', fellas. No one likes a good laugh more than a guy holding a chainsaw.

Toothpick · Apr 16, 2015

ouch said:
Keep 'em comin', fellas. No one likes a good laugh more than a guy holding a chainsaw.

I bet you'll get a badge for that too.
Jeesh

one cut · Apr 17, 2015

Is a nick a Ouch ?

ouch · Apr 17, 2015

Toothpick said:
I bet you'll get a badge for that too.
Jeesh

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ouch · Apr 17, 2015

one cut said:
Is a nick a Ouch ?

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alex2363 · Apr 17, 2015

Toothpick said:
I bet you'll get a badge for that too.
Jeesh

Doc4 · Apr 17, 2015

ouch said:
I still have one bottle of that left. It's not enough for all of me.

The most troubling thing about this thread is the thought that you might actually think '86 Latour is ready for drinking yet.

Seraphim · Apr 17, 2015

Ah...I zee here dat der iz zum confusation going on.

Dere iz only von Ouch, but he iz made up of a complex set ov perrrrsonalities.

Dere iz da Id Ouch, dat relies on base instincts such as revulsion at an open bottle of ein Lilac Vegetal. Vitch iz totally normal.

Dere is alzo da Super-ego Ouch, vitch tries to justify unto his vife vhy he needs to spend so much und money on shaving stuff.

And zen dere iz da ego Ouch. Dat iz de guy who tries to keep his other two perzzzzonalities in line, as vell as der rest of ein dumbkopfs around here.

jzuzphreek · Apr 17, 2015

Seraphim said:
Ah...I zee here dat der iz zum confusation going on.

Dere iz only von Ouch, but he iz made up of a complex set ov perrrrsonalities.

Dere iz da Id Ouch, dat relies on base instincts such as revulsion at an open bottle of ein Lilac Vegetal. Vitch iz totally normal.

Dere is alzo da Super-ego Ouch, vitch tries to justify unto his vife vhy he needs to spend so much und money on shaving stuff.

And zen dere iz da ego Ouch. Dat iz de guy who tries to keep his other two perzzzzonalities in line, as vell as der rest of ein dumbkopfs around here.

Dumbkopfs! Best vord ever!

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