WTB- Summer Housing in Hampton Roads area, VA

[MooingLizard]

This is admittedly a long shot, but I've made a small world connection or two on these boards, so here goes.

I'll be interning in the Hampton Roads, VA area (Chesapeake/Norfolk/Virginia Beach) for the summer and am in need of temporary housing. Here's what I require:

*A room (preferably furnished or with at least a bed)
*A parking spot
*High-speed internet to allow me to access B&B
*Access to a bathroom and kitchen

I don't smoke, drink, party, or have girls over, so no worries. I'll pay a fair price and throw in a token amount of shaving gear (a few blades, a shave-quality razor, we'll see) to boot.

If you know of anyone in the area who would love an excellent (and excellent-paying) houseguest for a few months this summer, please let me know. I can provide references if you need them.

Finally, if you are in the area and don't have an extra room, feel free to contact me. I'd love to meet up sometime this summer.

[MooingLizard]

Okay, so the taxis in my town have cool sayings on their back bumpers, mostly cheesy/corny puns. Here's a particularly relevant one:

Squirrels- nature's little speed BUMPs.