Ft: nothing yet

[prisondoc]

What do you have to trade???



I'm interested in obtaining a copy of the b/s/t forum guidelines. Can anyone help me out?

[JayKay]

Not enough posts to trade.

Check out the BST rules.

[prisondoc]

Nuff said.

[ouch]

Thanks for keeping a lookout, guys.

And prisondoc- we look forward to seeing you here soon.

[Mojo88]

Another Billy Preston post... with no offense to prisondoc..Nothin from nothin leaves nothin so you gotta have somthin...

[rabidpotatochip]

I have a copy of the BST guidelines I'd be willing to part with for the low price of $100.

[neverwhere]

I have a copy of the BST guidelines I'd be willing to part with for the low price of $100.

PM Sent with cookie dough!

[gunner6477]

I have a copy of the BST guidelines I'd be willing to part with for the low price of $100.

Don't buy from him...I'll let you have them for only $70.00.

Sorry to lowball you rabid, but I've got merchandise to move and these things are taking up valuable warehouse space.

[rabidpotatochip]

PM Sent with cookie dough!

Don't buy from him...I'll let you have them for only $70.00.

Sorry to lowball you rabid, but I've got merchandise to move and these things are taking up valuable warehouse space.

Ah man, I'll have to go down to $50 then. But only because I want that cookie dough.

[gunner6477]

Ah man, I'll have to go down to $50 then. But only because I want that cookie dough.

damn...nothing like a last second snipe to ruin your day...

[rabidpotatochip]

damn...nothing like a last second snipe to ruin your day...

Best sale ever.

[sol92258]

Oh boy, here we don't go again....

[rabidpotatochip]

Oh boy, here we don't go again....

Nope, all done. I sold my copy of the BST guidelines. See, the guidelines were technically free, the $50 charge is because I'm shipping them with UPS.

[DrumDawg]

wait wait wait; i thought we were TRADING nothing; so i shall trade my nothing for your nothing

[neverwhere]

wait wait wait; i thought we were TRADING nothing; so i shall trade my nothing for your nothing

Well played, sir. To up the stakes I shall offer double nothing.

[thirdeye]

Nope, all done. I sold my copy of the BST guidelines. See, the guidelines were technically free, the $50 charge is because I'm shipping them with UPS.

Damn it, I got to the party to late for nothing again....

[davecmu]

No, you're here just in time for nothing, technically, because the nothing is gone, leaving nothing!

My head asplode...

[thirdeye]

Phew, than thanks for nothing.

[radaddict]

Okay wait. Before I offer my nothing, I need to know the condition of this nothing. Is there any brassing or pitting on the nothing that's being offered. What is the date code of this nothing? Is it mint? Is it NOS? I won't trade my nothing for just any old nothing. Is this nothing or is it nothin' or nuthin', or could it be the holy grail of nothing, the exceptionally rare "Gnut'n" (the "G" is silent)?

Gnut'n was made in olden times by Gnomes that lived in beer barrels. These gnomes were known as "Gowschbotato Gnomes." They produced 2 products: the low end gnut'n and the stuff of kings, "gnut'n whatsoever." While it is generally accepted that these gnomes disappeared many, many years ago, some theorize that they still exist today. These modern day gnomes tend to be larger than their ancestors and no longer live in beer barrels (but they probably would if they could). They can be seen on occasion sitting on sofas, drinking beer, watching TV and endeavoring to produce gnut'n whatsoever. The addition of TV is said to produce gnut'n whatsoever of a very high quality. These modern gnomes are sometimes still called Gowschbotatos in the old country. The modern interpretation is Couchpotatos.

Ah, so much to do about nuthin'! And to answer your question... yes, I do have entirely too much time on my hands.

[gunner6477]

I bet "wasn't me" was the person making this offer for nothing. I don't know how he finds time to post because he is at my house a lot to frame my kids for tearing crap up, leaving dirty dishes in the sink, spilling grape juice on the floor, and a host of other things.