If you were a Shaving Professional, who would be your sponsors.

To my knowledge there is no World Championship/Major League Shaving Competition...

... humor me and lets imagine the comp is active and you are one of the competitors.

Who would be your major sponsors and why????

benzology said:

To my knowledge there is no World Championship/Major League Shaving Competition...

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...yet...

benzology said:

... humor me and lets imagine the comp is active and you are one of the competitors.

Who would be your major sponsors and why????

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I love your question...

Apart from the obvious answers, RazoRock, Mühle, Edwin Jagger, etc. I would have to go with GoDaddy. Mostly because they have a ridiculously large advertising budget and they're terrible at picking people to sponsor, so maybe I'd have a shot.

Plus, maybe I could convince them to let me kiss Bar Refaeli.

Great answer Chamm - big budgets are definitely the way forward! Seriously I like the way you think, bypass the traditional sponsors and think big bucks, pretty girls and a shot at the title...

Must....stay...gentlemanly. There are so many answers I want to provide with varying reasons, but I shouldn't. So, my sponsors would be my current employer (a Fortune 500 company), Parker, and Van der Hagen. I can't get too fancy with it.

Laughing Clown Malt Liquor

Signature move?

Since they seem to be advertising absolutely everywhere, let's be realistic and not pretend that GEICO wouldn't be all over this.

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I like that! "Yer' stubble's as rough as a grizzly's kiss"

Razor Emporium?
How to Grow a Mustache?

You said to be funny. Didn't you?

I've always liked the little guys and the underdogs so it would have to be
mantic59 and Williams

I would get Badger and Blade to sponsor me

Art of Shaving

Gillette, who else?
Cigar, Alcohol, watch, jewelry, sport/luxury car companies ( this is an upscale hobby, yes?)

Whipped Dog, because that's what my opponents' facial expressions would resemble, after a close shave with me

TOBS and Derby and definitely Pinaud.

Crabtree and Evelyn, Moroccan Myr/ Nomad is my favorite scent ever!

Porsche, Tanqueray and Sports Illustrated....

Definitely Pampers, with so much talk of BBS around here.

Good call Jwes!

What about 'the blood bank'? Or Band Aid?