The Anti-Speakeasy

NOOOO!!! it is sold out!
http://www.homageclothing.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=44

Not that the Gettoblaster Is bad... It's so 80s, but this page made me think of things that are far down the list of good taste. Being April 1st. I would like to see your Anti-Speakeasy stuff.

I guess I'll post this. It's also kind of an 80's item, or at least its slow and painful death started in the 80s.

I got one of these today, but mine doesn't work.

Don't Push me cuz
I'm close to the edge.

Ha ha hahaha