Ours has been "Cobra Command Centre" for years
Tell my WiFi love her
Everything in my house (DVR, iPod, LAN) is named Chuck Norris
I don't have this one (yet) but thought it was pretty good even though it isn't grammatically correct:
HaWIi FI-0
I wonder how this would go over; Well hello Clarice
SWMBO would like to rename ours to remind the new neighbors upstairs that they aren't light on their feet. Something classy like "The Elephant in the Room lives in Apt. 3F."
I used to live below a game of Jumanji.