The Funny Scent

This thread is about making light of our beloved soaps.

Because we can!

And we will!

The Game Goes Like This:
1. Collect all the smells associated with famous shave soaps, their "crazy" counterpart, their double.

2. Post it Here.



I have a few to start this off:


Speick -- Calamine/Poison Ivy Lotion

Cella -- Stale Cherry Coca Cola

Williams -- Pledge Wood Cleaner

Proraso Green -- Vick's Vaporub

Proraso Red -- A Neglected, Dusty Wool Blazer.

Tabac - Reno tour bus

Williams- citronella mosquito repellent.

DR Harris Marlborough - Did a bear do something in the woods?

Arko - Urinal puck

For me Cella is marzipan

Ed Jagger sandalwood - Sandalwood flavored chewing gum

Someone described Tabac here as "a bus full of blue-haired, chain-smoking bingo grannies."

jasonb8736 said:

Arko - Urinal puck

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No, no, no. A urinal puck smells like Arko​.

I was thinking Arko smelled like the bathroom of a bar after it's been mopped with cheap floor cleaner.

Arko- urinal cake.

Tabac- my grandmother's purse.

I said it in another thread:

La Toja= Life Cereal sprayed with old Italian granny perfume. stinky

Proraso Red: Gym shoe that's been stuck behind a radiator for a week.

Tabac: The breath of a 65 year old chain smoker trying to cover up the tang of his last cigarette with a mint, before the grandchildren come round.

tromboneliness said:

No, no, no. A urinal puck smells like Arko​.

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My mistake

La Toja = my 86 year old neighbors...well....my 86 year old neighbor. Just smells kinda musty and perfumy all at the same time.

Proraso Blue.....an unused babies diaper.

Mikes Rose and Cedar....smells just like Rose and Cedar.

Tabac: The breath of a 65 year old chain smoker trying to cover up the tang of his last cigarette with a mint, before the grandchildren come round.[/QUOTE]

.....just saw this one and it may be the best description of Tabacs scent I have seen yet. You Sir are brilliant.

Fenris said:

Tabac - Reno tour bus

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I think that's very harsh...



...toward Reno tour buses.