I just received a new Buck knife. I began sharpening it and cut my finger. This led to a new law...Never sharpen knives without first putting on your glasses.
What other laws have we missed?
What other laws have we missed?
Little Known But Reasonable Laws of Behavior
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Don't tug on Superman's cape.
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
Never rush a zipper.
This is EXTREMELY important.
Always blow on the pie.
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Don't talk to my wife when she just wakes up!
Wait just wait....ha, ha ha, lol!!!
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I am stealing this.
all good....safer communities together
It's thermonuclear...
In New York it is against the law for throwing a ball at someone's head just for fun.
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I must admit, of all the replies I might have imagined...and even those I might not have imagined, this takes the cake...ur, pie. 
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I don't understand all this...
If you don't like being surprised always keep your back to a wall
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Nice.
My martial arts teacher of 30+ years, taught me to always sit with my back to the wall. Except when we went out, he had his back to the wall. I could never think of anyone I would rather have watching my back, but him.
My martial arts teacher of 30+ years, taught me to always sit with my back to the wall. Except when we went out, he had his back to the wall. I could never think of anyone I would rather have watching my back, but him.
Steak and Cheese at the BP mmmmmm
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