For some reason the word "tea" in a sci-fi or fantasy setting just throws me right out. "Coffee" only slightly less so, unless, for some inexplicable reason, it is a sci-fi military setting. And it ALWAYS has to be human centered, an alien busting out their tea (and calling it "tea") is an absolute no-go for me.
Most of it is being a southern American where tea = sweet iced tea, an abominable concoction that should NEVER exist in any other setting . While I'm aware of and appreciate "english" tea, it has so many cultural connections to a specific victorian setting it is hard to disassociate and maintain a suspension of disbelief. That image just reinforces the belief (though I'm sure there is a reason for it).
For some reason, none of these things exist for ANY variety of alcohol. I am totally on board with space whisky and romulan ale!
Weird.....
Sweet tea is a regular black tea (usually) sweetened with a ridiculous amount of sugar until it tastes like a tea flavored soda served over ice with lemon and sometimes cherries in southern USA. I believe he is saying that in his head when he reads the word 'tea' he imagines "sweet tea".
Personally if an alien pours me a pot of fine tea, I would wonder where they got it. The image of an alien drinking a sweet tea just made me LOL.
Sweet tea is a regular black tea (usually) sweetened with a ridiculous amount of sugar until it tastes like a tea flavored soda served over ice with lemon and sometimes cherries in southern USA. I believe he is saying that in his head when he reads the word 'tea' he imagines "sweet tea".
Personally if an alien pours me a pot of fine tea, I would wonder where they got it. The image of an alien drinking a sweet tea just made me LOL.
EXACTLY. Offering anyone who has not been raised (force fed?) southern sweetened iced tea would normally bring charges of poisoning! Fortunately my dad was a northerner so we had access to milk, water, and lemonaid as children (though he has since fallen into the sickly sweet trap of iced tea) but there were many times where literally the only options for drink at a southern function were iced tea (usually sweetened but sometimes not, in which case 4-5 packets of sweetener were usually added!) or water.
Anyway, I'm glad this is totally foreign to other folks around the world. I love being a southerner but damn, some customs need to go Fortunately I'm old enough for beer
Sweet tea is a regular black tea (usually) sweetened with a ridiculous amount of sugar until it tastes like a tea flavored soda served over ice with lemon and sometimes cherries in southern USA.
And if you listen close they don't call it sweet tea. It's swee'tea.
It's even worse when I go to a BAR, with Guinness AND Harp on tap, and ask for a "Half 'n Half". Most of the time they think I want that iced tea/lemonaid thing, or even the creamer and coffee! So I either ask for a "Black 'n Tan" and settle for Bass instead of Harp or explain exactly what I want. I can sorta understand this at a sports bar or whatever, but at an "irish" themed one (i.e. any place that actually has Guinness and Harp on tap)? Sacrilege!
Jason10mm, just make sure to never repeat those comments in the South. You could start WWIII
No kidding. I've long since learned to keep my peace about sweet tea (and grits, and basketball, which was tough going to school in North Carolina!) Fortunately I speak fluent BBQ, whisky, and guns, so I get along alright