The martians (who are among us still) that are responsible for the explosion of the National Reactor Testing Station near Idaho Falls in January of 1961 (the year your razor was made) that killed 3 military technicians ...
planted micro dots in Gillette razors to poison and retard the brains of those males who shave in the free world with tainted shaving foam in cans.
You can see they were largely successful.
Trust no one with a beard.
You have been warned.
Destroy this email.
The view that shaving (or any aspect of one's life) may be artful is not shared by all - because it is civilized, lyric and pure. These are acquired obsessions.