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Ready for bed: Just sniffed all 8 soaps in my den.

i saw my wife looking at me in the mirror from the bedroom while i snuck a whif of a couple new soaps.....she started busting up laughing.
 
Right there with you. And I set out the razor, and the blade, and the brush. Sort of like: If I come under attack, I'll be able to get off at least 3 good passes before they take me down!
 
I think the first step is to admit you have a problem.
The second step is to go to 'Soapaholics Anonymous'. Most major cities now have one.

Hi, my name is Marc and I'm a....a....I'm a Soapaholic.
 
You are all:
Weirdos,
Freaks,
Nut Cases,
Odd Ducks...

I, on the other hand, only occasionally sneak a sniff. This is perfectly acceptable.

Your every night before bed nonsense needs to be nipped in the bud before it becomes a several times a day event.
 
If our loved ones really knew what we do and talk about here they would have us committed. Now, that truth stated, of course I sniff my soaps and creams. I sniff to decide which to use daily. I sniff when I get a new one. I sniff when I have not used a particular one for awhile (did that with Tabac last night). And I sniff sometimes just for a lift.

Maybe we need a Soap Sniffers Anonymous.
 
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