Because he's only got little legs!!
Oh wow I'm bored
Oh wow I'm bored
What's E.T short for?
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Extra Terrestrial, I believe.
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Ok that went well!! E.T-little legs!! oh never mind, TAXIIII
Psst ... WarrenB ... I believe Coyotewhisper's refrigerator is running ...
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Ahhhh the classics
Does anyone have Prince Albert in a can?
Better let him out.
Name three cars that start with P....
none of them start with Pee all cars start with gas 
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
The BP station, of course.
The BP station, of course.
What is Dracula's favorite vegetable? 
Human (beans)beings. 
So a doe comes out of the woods and says...........I'm never doing that again for a couple bucks
What was Tigger looking in the bathroom for?
(Little kids love this one.)
Winnie the. . .
(Little kids love this one.)
Winnie the. . .
How much do pirates pay for corn?
A buck an ear.
A buck an ear.
this is a truely disturbing thread, but in a good way
E.T. is in the textbook they use at my school. They use it for Superlatives practice (E.T. is better than~~)
One of my kids brought it to my attention and had said, EllioT and ET are meant to be. Both of their names start with E and end with T.
Has anyone else realized this or am I very​ slow to start?
One of my kids brought it to my attention and had said, EllioT and ET are meant to be. Both of their names start with E and end with T.
Has anyone else realized this or am I very​ slow to start?
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.
Can't believe we have bad/classic joke thread going, there must be another one on here?
Can't believe we have bad/classic joke thread going, there must be another one on here?
Why are all the frogs around here dead?
'Cause they keep croaking
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Why are pirates called pirates?
because they AAAARRRRRRRR
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