As I've mentioned in another thread, my wife thinks I've gone a little crazy(er) with this whole new DE thing. She loves the outcome of my shaves and loves most of my aftershaves, but she still doesn't understand it.
This morning she witnessed my entire morning routine for the first time.
The following is the actual conversation that happened as I was rubbing on my Nivea post-shave balm.
Wife: You are a metrosexual.
Me: I'm not a metrosexual! I'm a RETROsexual.
Wife: (Laughing) Is that what your little friends on the varmint shaving website call it?
Me: Well...
Wife: Eric, you use my hair conditioner on your face as you shower for a "pre-shave". (Yes, she actually used air quotes.) Do you think your dad or grandpa used a "pre-shave"? Do you think your dad or grandpa even used the word "pre-shave"?
Me: No, but...
Wife: I just watched you put tonic and hair cream in your hair.
Me: Yes, because...
Wife: (Smiling) AND, I watched you add glycerin to your lather.
Me: Glycerin helps...
Wife: Then after you shaved, I watched you rub your face with an "alum block" (Again with the air quotes?!), followed by aftershave and balm.
Me: Yes, but...
Wife: And do I need to mention your various talcum powders?
Me: Well...
Wife: (Grinning) It's fine. It makes you happy and that makes me happy, but I thought that I should intervene and let you know that you are on your way to being a metrosexual, if you're not already there.
She may have a point. Who was I kidding? I knew my "RETROsexual" defense wouldn't stick.
Maybe she's right. Maybe I do put too much into this whole shaving thing. Maybe I just need to shower, shave and splash on Old Spice like my father before me and his father before him. Maybe I need to just go back to the basics.
Nah, that can't be the answer.
This morning she witnessed my entire morning routine for the first time.
The following is the actual conversation that happened as I was rubbing on my Nivea post-shave balm.
Wife: You are a metrosexual.
Me: I'm not a metrosexual! I'm a RETROsexual.
Wife: (Laughing) Is that what your little friends on the varmint shaving website call it?
Me: Well...
Wife: Eric, you use my hair conditioner on your face as you shower for a "pre-shave". (Yes, she actually used air quotes.) Do you think your dad or grandpa used a "pre-shave"? Do you think your dad or grandpa even used the word "pre-shave"?
Me: No, but...
Wife: I just watched you put tonic and hair cream in your hair.
Me: Yes, because...
Wife: (Smiling) AND, I watched you add glycerin to your lather.
Me: Glycerin helps...
Wife: Then after you shaved, I watched you rub your face with an "alum block" (Again with the air quotes?!), followed by aftershave and balm.
Me: Yes, but...
Wife: And do I need to mention your various talcum powders?
Me: Well...
Wife: (Grinning) It's fine. It makes you happy and that makes me happy, but I thought that I should intervene and let you know that you are on your way to being a metrosexual, if you're not already there.
She may have a point. Who was I kidding? I knew my "RETROsexual" defense wouldn't stick.
Maybe she's right. Maybe I do put too much into this whole shaving thing. Maybe I just need to shower, shave and splash on Old Spice like my father before me and his father before him. Maybe I need to just go back to the basics.
Nah, that can't be the answer.