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Who is this Chuck Norris?

I see his name mentioned often in this forum. What's the story with him?
Is he a local hero or something?

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Panos
 
As I recall, the lack of shaving on his part is simply due to the fact that only Chuck Norris can actually cut Chuck Norris.
 
As I recall, the lack of shaving on his part is simply due to the fact that only Chuck Norris can actually cut Chuck Norris.

Really? I thought that it was due to even his facial hair being really tough, and current shaving technology has not devised an effective combination of pre-shave prep and razor material that can effectively slice his stubble.

I'm sure he's just waiting for one of those laser razors that we see in sci-fi movies - that might be tough enough!
 
Chuck Norris is THE reason Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors - he doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

He is a man who can watch the 60 Minutes tv show in only 20 minutes.

He can win a game of Connect Four in only 3 moves.
 
Chuck Norris is the one who can divide by 0.
Also, when Chuck Norris gets in water, he doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris
 
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