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  1. 03-14-2008, 11:35 AM #1
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    Default Who is this Chuck Norris?

    I see his name mentioned often in this forum. What's the story with him?
    Is he a local hero or something?

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  2. 03-14-2008, 11:42 AM #2
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    sit down and get ready for the mailstorm
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    Chuck Norris is what all B&Bers would look like if we didn't shave. But since we do shave, we're just a shade better looking, a tad tougher, and a mite more muscular.

    Here are some websites for all the info you could ever want to know about him:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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    As I recall, the lack of shaving on his part is simply due to the fact that only Chuck Norris can actually cut Chuck Norris.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alb View Post
    As I recall, the lack of shaving on his part is simply due to the fact that only Chuck Norris can actually cut Chuck Norris.
    plus, that extra fist would look funny without the beard hiding it
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    He is only one of the greatest martial artests ever. He is only a little better than I am
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarzan View Post
    I see his name mentioned often in this forum. What's the story with him?
    Is he a local hero or something?

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  8. 03-14-2008, 12:50 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarzan View Post
    I see his name mentioned often in this forum. What's the story with him?
    Is he a local hero or something?

    Cheers

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    You HAVE to be kidding!!! Chuck Norris is watching you RIGHT NOW...his fist is about to pop through your monitor.
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    Prepare for P-A-I-N.
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    Quote Originally Posted by superchucker77 View Post
    He is only one of the greatest martial artests ever.

    point fighter!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Gillette View Post
    You HAVE to be kidding!!! Chuck Norris is watching you RIGHT NOW...his fist is about to pop through your monitor.
    If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death
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    It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alb View Post
    As I recall, the lack of shaving on his part is simply due to the fact that only Chuck Norris can actually cut Chuck Norris.
    Really? I thought that it was due to even his facial hair being really tough, and current shaving technology has not devised an effective combination of pre-shave prep and razor material that can effectively slice his stubble.

    I'm sure he's just waiting for one of those laser razors that we see in sci-fi movies - that might be tough enough!
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    Chuck Norris is THE reason Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors - he doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

    He is a man who can watch the 60 Minutes tv show in only 20 minutes.

    He can win a game of Connect Four in only 3 moves.
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    A fake fighter and a movie/tv star, that has some very funny attributes attributed to him.
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    My own Chuck favourite

    When Chuck Norris bites into a lemon, the lemon pulls a face
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarzan View Post
    I see his name mentioned often in this forum. What's the story with him?
    Is he a local hero or something?

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    Chuck Norris is the one who can divide by 0.
    Also, when Chuck Norris gets in water, he doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris
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    I don't think I have laughed that hard in a long time. Thanks guys!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ltltony View Post
    point fighter!
    +1 on that. Best Martial Artist? The great Martial Arts masters dont have shows on USA Network.. He's not even that tough, despite Honda using him in their advertising campaign.. you want to see tough? Click the link below sucka.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=hykyX-LwRwI
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