First Chuck Norris, next William Shatner?

Obviously, Chuck Norris is a legitimate knighted defender of B&B. He fought Bruce Lee, and died, but he gave a valiant effort. He has a beard that's been around before I was even born. A true man's man. Alright. No need to wax poetic - we know Norris' credentials. But after seeing another Priceline commercial, I can't help think that William Shatner might deserve to be knighted as well. Captain Kirk and Denny Crane, Esq. has come a long way. At 76 years old, maybe the Veteran's Committee could vote him in.

What say ye, O brethren of the brush?

They'll knight anyone these days.

I think there can be only one "B&B Patron Saint" but I do like the idea of bestowing B&B Knighthood on various deserving individuals. I'm thinking we need a B&B Knighthood gallery.

I would be in support of knighting "the Shat" except that I cant get his music video days out of my head. The Shat doing a spoken word style "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" and a psychotic "Mr. Tambourine Man" is almost as bad as Leonard Nimoy's "Bilbo the Hobbit" song. He is going to need a few more SuperMods to switch over to his side before he gets my vote.

I say he is in.


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analog_kid said:

I say he is in.


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Classic Shatner!

Neither can act!

I wince each time that I see the "Shat" nickname. That's a past and past participle form of another word.

NO! Only one of them can be knighted. I propose a B&B cage match, winner take all, one fall-- Captain Kirk vs. Chuck Norris...a fight to the death, if needed! No phasers, nothing...just mano a mano!

Wait a minute... are you talking about Shatner or the Gorn that he is fighting?

Lost like a B&B member to me







Denny Crain is a much better fit for us.

While not at all the same type of guy as St. Chuck, I wholeheartedly support his being knighted. Long live Shatner!

I find it ironic that Chuck Norris, a guy with a beard, is the unofficial B&B mascot.

I nominate.... Bruce Campbell!

I'll take Campbell or Shatner (KHAAAAN!) over Mr. Norris.

rabidpotatochip said:

I find it ironic that Chuck Norris, a guy with a beard, is the unofficial B&B mascot.

I nominate.... Bruce Campbell!

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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard...only a third fist!

rabidpotatochip said:

I find it ironic that Chuck Norris, a guy with a beard, is the unofficial B&B mascot.

I nominate.... Bruce Campbell!

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I agree. Out with Norris in with Denny Crane!

Mr. Gillette said:

Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard...only a third fist!

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I'd heard that underneath Chuck Norris's beard is a tattoo of another beard.

TJ Hooker!



Ok -- yeah, well that's not so great a picture of Shatner. But it's got a young Heather Locklear.
In shorts. MMMMmmmmm.

(I'll be in my bunk.)


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pibeandres said:

I'll take Campbell or Shatner (KHAAAAN!) over Mr. Norris.

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Ltltony said:

I agree. Out with Norris in with Denny Crane!

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you guys better watch your back...Chuck Norris sees/hears/knows all.

Actually, don't bother watching your back...Chuck Norris will ever so slowly walk directly towards you, with 3 fists raised.

Well, he did win the "Best version of Rocket Man" poll, even though I didn't vote for him.

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I like Shatner....esp. his "Common People" song