I can boil water:
Originally Posted by Dinder1
John: Make me a cup of tea!
SWMBO: Of course, anything else you'd like?
I'm glad she doesn't read this!
Actually, cooking is an important attribute for a man.
[SIZE="1"]Ah... You can't beat the cold steel and the badger. All this electrical rubbish, little wheels spinning around all over the place for callow youths and peach fluff, Not for a man's beard. Razor blades for men! I think we'll have this on number 9. If you're going to have a shave have a close one!
Tony Hancock, The Bedsitter, 1961.[/SIZE]