The Lilac Vegetal Haiku

The road less travelled
I wanted to like it, but...
Horse **** on my face

Condolences!

Veg is a-maz-ing
no-thing else can com-pare to
cats pee base-ment smell

Free sample. Tried it.
The burn, the stench…
Such horror!

My daughters review
Oh I hoped to be chosen
"Vanilla and Gross"

Wanted to like it.
Passaround bottle arrives,
No way! NOT chosen!

Lilac Vegetal
So fresh, clean and flowery
Nectar of the Gods!

Lilac Vegetal
Horse **** on my face? Noble Knights!
You all can keep it!

Dogs objected, cat pee!
Lilacs for some though not me
Unchosen Happily

I'm now curious
All of you discussing it.
Wonder how it smells?

Just read my custom title, no Haiku needed.

Lok3sh said:

I'm now curious
All of you discussing it.
Wonder how it smells?

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Free VEG is out there
Look for the PIF and sign up
I don't want the rest

I ordered a sample.
Did not hate, but not true love;
Was just kind of meh.


sleepy

What's going on here?
Where is the love for The Veg?
Can't all be haters!

Tabac is manly
Lilac Vegetal is not
Oh, beware the Pee

VEG arrived, I was happy
opened bottle, and I wanted to cry
lilac-urine, kitty-toilet ammonia

I crossed a vast pond
to dip myself in Lilac
The swim back cleansed me

Z blade said:

VEG arrived, I was happy
opened bottle, and I wanted to cry
lilac-urine, kitty-toilet ammonia

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What is a Haiku?
Syllables: five, seven, five
Z blade has no clue

Leave it in some glass
It seems to get better over time
Although mileage will vary

I'm pretty terrible at haiku's...here is my good ol' college try!

Smelled on a letter
James sent to torture me with
Buy no way no how