The Lilac Vegetal Haiku
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Meeting with H.R.
The Veg is now verboten
Time for a new job
The Veg is now verboten
Time for a new job
pungent earthy syrup
wafting heavenly trumpets
beckoning angels
wafting heavenly trumpets
beckoning angels
fabled geezer scent
in the perfect container
imagination
in the perfect container
imagination
The chosen must chant
To Stone Hinges ramparts high
We are Celtic Veg
To Stone Hinges ramparts high
We are Celtic Veg
Good ku, Gents!
what died in autumn
blossoms odoriferous
ah, lilac veg thread!
blossoms odoriferous
ah, lilac veg thread!
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There once was a gal
In Nantucket, whose guy used
The Veg by th' bucket
She wanted to shoot
He said, I don't give a hoot
Fuji erupted
In Nantucket, whose guy used
The Veg by th' bucket
She wanted to shoot
He said, I don't give a hoot
Fuji erupted
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Veglimerick.
Many laugh at us
Say things of pee and distrust
We say pucks are nice
Veg is from days old
before pyramids pharaohs
Primordial ooze
Say things of pee and distrust
We say pucks are nice
Veg is from days old
before pyramids pharaohs
Primordial ooze
Badger and blade trope
Everyone makes fun of it
Someone buys the stuff.
Everyone makes fun of it
Someone buys the stuff.
Hey Rob!
How the heck have you been?
The unchosen weep
and hurl their bitter insults
rejection is sad
Fresh lilacs abound
A noble Knighthood bestowed
Haters gonna hate
A noble Knighthood bestowed
Haters gonna hate
"Old fashioned" bottle
Made of plastic, with bar code
Has it come to this?
Made of plastic, with bar code
Has it come to this?
Meow, meow purr,
sand box shuffle and relief
what does that smell like?
sand box shuffle and relief
what does that smell like?
Too many beat me to thisWikipedia
if used in an argument
signifies failure
ClubmanRob is back
Veg haiku overflowing
Any en Francais?
Veg haiku overflowing
Any en Francais?
+2. Unfortunate but true! Tried it several times with the same result. Plus SWMBO hates it!
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