What is a Haiku?
Syllables: five, seven, five
Z blade has no clue
Oh yeah! Syllables, not words! I will try that again.
The Lilac Vegetal Haiku
- Thread starter chamm
- Start date
Oh yeah! Syllables, not words! I will try that again.
The VEG smells manly
Quit kidding yourself use it
Impress your family
Quit kidding yourself use it
Impress your family
Stinky, stinky VEG
kitty-toilet ammonia
Lilac-urine beast
kitty-toilet ammonia
Lilac-urine beast
ammonia, four
some places claim it is three
third time is the charm?
lol! Dang!
My southern roots say three!
One thing you can say
The Veg is not a bland scent
Love it or Hate it
The Veg is not a bland scent
Love it or Hate it
Roses are red
Lilac for you
Ignore this offering
For it is not Haiku
Frank
Lilac for you
Ignore this offering
For it is not Haiku
Frank
It smells like cat pee
In glass or plastic bottle
It is Lilac Veg
Has been decanted
into glass bottles and sat
for weeks at a time
I have tried and tried
To like this old lilac scent
Smells like pee to me
Do not understand
how people at B & B
can enjoy this scent
It's few qualities
are not positive at all
but will make you stink
In glass or plastic bottle
It is Lilac Veg
Has been decanted
into glass bottles and sat
for weeks at a time
I have tried and tried
To like this old lilac scent
Smells like pee to me
Do not understand
how people at B & B
can enjoy this scent
It's few qualities
are not positive at all
but will make you stink
Goes on smelling like pee
Patiently wait, like they said
Nope, still smells like urine
Patiently wait, like they said
Nope, still smells like urine
Last edited:
Some love it. Some hate.
But there is no middle ground.
Lilac Vegetal.
But there is no middle ground.
Lilac Vegetal.
Steadfastly rocked I
Vegetal in the board room
Impressed CEO
(true story)
Vegetal in the board room
Impressed CEO
(true story)
Wikipedia
if used in an argument
signifies failure
if used in an argument
signifies failure
Last edited:
Eighty seven, wow
that is more than Veg haters
I'll stay on topic
that is more than Veg haters
I'll stay on topic
Eight seven percent
Better odds than Las Vegas
It still smells like pee
Better odds than Las Vegas
It still smells like pee
Lilac Vegetal
Crisp, Cooling, and Refreshing
Thank You Ed Pinaud!
Crisp, Cooling, and Refreshing
Thank You Ed Pinaud!
Similar threads
- Locked
