Notafinga!

[xillion]

A version for Star Wars fans.

[CharlieFoxtrot]

I need to find one. My wife would probably let me buy it, too. She loves that movie.

My wife said she almost bought one for me. Almost. I was taught that almost only counts with horseshoes and hand grenades. So what she meant to say, was that she didn't buy it for me. She balked at the purchase saying something about how she knew I would put it in the front window.

[ouch]

You actually paid that shipping?

[DC_MPA]

He's a deranged Easter bunny, he looks like a pink nightmare!

[WesternModern]

Haaaah! It's a CLINKER!

[oc_in_fw]

My wife said she almost bought one for me. Almost. I was taught that almost only counts with horseshoes and hand grenades. So what she meant to say, was that she didn't buy it for me. She balked at the purchase saying something about how she knew I would put it in the front window.

Well, where else would one place it? It should be displayed so the whole neighborhood can bask in its splendor.