Ask Ouch

Trial run for my new daily column. I will be answering random questions. Fire away.


B&B member: Hey, Ouch. Why did they give the 2012 Nobel Peace Prize to the European Union?
Ouch: They needed the money.

Why cant I sleep despite being on two different prescribed sleeping medications?

IsaacRN said:

Why cant I sleep despite being on two different prescribed sleeping medications?

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Beer chaser to wash down the meds of course.

Q: Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his sidekick Tonto with him?

Ouch, what should I have for dinner tonight?

Tacos. No, bacon tacos.

ouch said:

Tacos. No, bacon tacos.

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Hard shell or soft?

If the size of the moon never changes, why does behavior change when there's a full moon?

How would my life have been different if I had been names "Lance" or "Rocky", Ouch?

Dear Ouch,


Is it OK to use an AM radio after noon?

Dear Ouch,

How much money will I spend in NYC tomorrow at Pasteur's with my B & B pals?

Ouch,
why do we drive on a parkway but park in a driveway?

also, do these pants make my butt look big?

Dear ouch,

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Love,
jkh

PS - I have been huge fan of your column since the beginning!

Dear Ouch,
Ouch is starting a daily column, what should I ask him?

Ouch,
How many members are eligible for the THTC?

Ouch,

Why is it SWMBO instead of SWMOM (She Who Must Obey Me)?

Hi Ouch, long time reader first time asker. My question is: [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If laughter is the best medicine, then why do people say they're going to die from laughing?[/FONT]

jkh said:

Dear ouch,

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Love,
jkh

PS - I have been huge fan of your column since the beginning!

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African or European?

Ouch is not keeping up!

Robert45 said:

Ouch is not keeping up!

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Robert45 said:

How would my life have been different if I had been names "Lance" or "Rocky", Ouch?

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For one, you might have had a girlfriend.