So I have been a member for over a year. And in that year I have seen over 1,000 arguments about The Veg. Because of those disputes I have never bought a bottle and tried the stuff. For a year it has been eating away at me, could I be one of the chosen, is it possible? I am a loyal Arkolyte, is there a place at the Veg table for me?
Well I could stand it no longer and got a sample from Gary and it arrived yesterday. I couldn't wait to try it out to see if I was one of the chosen. I tore open the package and unscrewed the bottle. The anticipation was killing me, Veg Nirvana was within my sites. I poured some in my hands and applied liberally to my face and neck. I took a big sniff, trying to smell everything there was to smell. The Lilac hit me right away, I was getting excited because I wasn't getting any bad smells from it, could it be, am I chosen......
2 minutes later after it dried down I smelled like an old lady covered in cat pee.
I am not one of the Chosen few, oh what a sad day it was for this humble wet-shaver