I have at least half a dozen artisanal soaps and creams from our fine vendors here at B&B that aren't getting enough love. Great stuff--I just bought too much to keep them all in my rotation. Most of them have only been used once or twice. I'd be more than happy to move them from my den to yours so that they can get the attention that they deserve. I'll throw in some other goodies too.
All you have to do is write a haiku about shaving and post it here. The standard 5-7-5 syllables. You can enter more than one, but try to keep them in the same post. I'll have a look at the entries and pick a winner sometime next week.
Here's one to get the ball rolling:
Badger digs his hole
Razor claws scoop the wet clay
Careful with that fur!