That'll stretch the stuff out.
Originally Posted by jazzguy
While the other guys have posted some very insightful, practical and helpful information, they are all averting their eyes from the only true answer like a bunch of bashful preachers at a strip bar.
The real solution is to buy many, many more soaps of all types, and start a rotation that will have them all lasting until well after the sun goes supernova and obliterates all of wetshavedom.
Oh, and don't forget to stock up on your individual favorites. There's a reason that Arko gets sold in a fifteen pack, and it's got nothing to do with need, baby. It's all about feeding the SSAD demon.
Just give in and start collecting and hoarding. Soon, you'll be surveying your vast soap empire, and your worries about a few millimeters off of a puck of Colonel Conk will be a distant memory.
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