It appears a wet shaver parked his car on my street last week:
The CONUS B&Ber with the best caption for this pic will be PIF'd a 2/3 full tub of GFT shave cream, a once-used tube of Every Man Jack Sensitive brushless shave cream, as well as some random DE blades floating around in my cabinet. Not much, but I'm not a big accumulator (unlike the poor bloke driving this vehicle) so it's the best I can do and this pic deserves a PIF!
I'll get us started: Either a desperate cry for help or scarlet letters affixed by a significant other fed up by the Paypal charges, the dwindling cabinet shelf space, and the constant visits by the UPS truck. We may never know this wet shaver's story, except that we know it all too well... as it is our story too.
Please note if you are in for the PIF with your caption contributions. I'll pick the best entry on Wednesday afternoon.