I'll relate a story as my father would (and often does)
He did part of his Medical residency at Yale Medical Hospital in the late 50s/early 60s, and there were two wings -the medical and the 'nursing home' wing (he was in the actual hospital wing).
when the administration determined there was a problem with alcohol abuse in the nursing home wing, they banned it's presence, then 'raided' the wing and left with a 'dump truck' filled with booze. Meanwhile, over at the medical wing they were frantically preparing for a wave of patients who logically would be going through withdrawal (and for those not aware, alcohol withdrawal is the most dangerous save for benzos)
a few days went by... and nothing. a few more and the were all scratching their heads wondering where all the detoxing patients were. Suddenly they were getting multiple cases of acute alcohol poisoning, not withdrawals!
So my father was assigned to the team to investigate and he soon discovered that prior to the alcohol ban, the comissary sold about 1/4 case of Aqua Velva per year at most. Suddenly they were going through 7-8 cases a week!!!
seems they were filtering it through white bread and drinking it.
Same man who, while a Doctor in Vietnam (early '63-'64, he was en route home when Gulf of tonkin incident allegedly 'occured') sent samples of Viet beer to the Philippines for analysis and found that nearly all of them had formaldehyde in it... and since the water was mostly contaminated, he wound up drinking scotch most of the time
...and apologies for another indulgence, but I'm reminded of another pop war story -once when he needed his axle fixed on his personal Jeep the ARVN mechanics simply couldn't figure it out so after waitign a week, he just traded a case of scotch for a brand new ARVN jeep.
ahhh, pop stories. :)
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