Mrs : You look like a bum in that robe and slippers!
Mr.: What? This Robe? whatsamater with it?
Mrs: its as old as dirt and looks like you fought a war in it.
Mr: Its not that old.
Mrs: I gave you that robe in 1982.
Mr: Your point?
Mrs: Ahhhhhh. ( doing that eye roll thing)
So this arrived-
Waffle weave robe and some new LB Evans slippers!