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    Default Lost my first bet in years- call me a loser

    I lost my first bet this millenium. My wife and I decided to eat tacos for dinner every night until one of us cracked. Even the mighty Jim was taken by surprise- he told my wife, in person, that she didn't have a chance.

    Cream cheese, tomato, onion, swiss cheese and homemade lox on a sesame bagel was my downfall.

    Part of the wager was to announce defeat to the world and to accept any derision thrown my way. Do your worst.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ouch View Post
    I lost my first bet this millenium. My wife and I decided to eat tacos for dinner every night until one of us cracked.
    Life in the ouch household must be pretty interesting.

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    You didn't have the willpower to hold out for an onion bagel?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jazzman View Post
    You didn't have the willpower to hold out for an onion bagel?

    My official order of bagel preference-

    1) sesame
    2) everything
    3) bialy
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    What kind of crazy bet is that, to eat tacos til you go crazy? How many nights of tacos were there?

    And can you get a decent taco in New Jersey?
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    Down here, I'd win that bet hands down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miles View Post
    What kind of crazy bet is that, to eat tacos til you go crazy? How many nights of tacos were there?
    It was a taco diet, and it lasted many weeks.

    Quote Originally Posted by Miles View Post
    And can you get a decent taco in New Jersey?
    Sure- at my house.
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    Ah, homemade will be best I am sure. Maybe next time keep a couple of folded up tortillas in your wallet for when you get a bagel urge: wrap that mess and it's a bagel taco!
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    A few places in Jersey for a good Taco.... but Brooklyn....Yowsah !!!!

    Ouch....youse is a LOSER. ( that's Lover of Single Edge Razors !)
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    You're always a wiener in my book Ouch. :)
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    The ouch family duel

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    Quote Originally Posted by petr View Post
    The ouch family duel

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    I really need to go to Japan one day

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    Wear this until further notice. How could you let this happen? Husbands around the globe are shamed. Precious progress has been lost.
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    Are we supposed to decide your punishment?

    If so I think a list and a poll are in order.

    I say no tacos or bagels for six months, but I am a jerk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by saf View Post
    Are we supposed to decide your punishment?

    If so I think a list and a poll are in order.

    I say no tacos or bagels for six months, but I am a jerk.
    I'm sure by this point both Ouch and his wife are ok with the no tacos part.
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    So when will you eat taco's again? As in did you manage to get sick of them?
    I could probably eat burrito's until I end up in the hospital
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prof. Moriarty View Post
    So when will you eat taco's again? As in did you manage to get sick of them?
    I could probably eat burrito's until I end up in the hospital

    I offered to start the contest all over again.
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    I’m hungry. Let’s get a taco.
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    ouch is a loser, pass it on.
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