I think I lost my mind

[Alphonse]

There it is.. Someone must create steak scented soft soap or cream! We already have baloney scented.

[Gamad]

Get the razor to the nearest Vet and have it checked.

[OldGreyGuy]

When we hear the reports of a bizarre half-man, half-cow roaming the dark streets of Brooklyn lowing at the moooooooon, we'll know what happened.

Half Man, half Bear, half Cow?

Something new for South Park?

[leonidas]

I'm confused. You are nervous about mad cow yet you eat stake and are worried about shaving with a razor that was near it?

+1

[Threeme2189]

Like a former post said, you can't get mad cow disease from the meat (muscles) of the infected cow. It comes from some internal organs.
Just clean it up with hot soap and water / Scrubbing bubbles / whatever, and use it without worrying.

Funny story