PicoPaper

[Seraphim]

The printed images are what make PicoPaper so effective.

[GreekGuy]

The printed images are what make PicoPaper so effective.

I assume you did a lot of testing to find that the images you are using are the best ones possible.

[danjared]

Yeah, but where are the SEM images of the PicoPaper and the lab tests showing that the D.I.S.H. S.O.A.P. is 99.999999999000000% pure? I mean, my Swedish steel is the best, purest and hardest, and I don't want to hone it on anything but the very best.

[Drybonz]

i am gonna sue......

i made the same thing called "paco-paper"....

Haha... you guys crack me up.

Great thread... with all these new products, I'm kind of embarrassed that I still enjoy finishing on my smelly old jnat.

[Kentos]

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Just for you guys, I have to sell a ream of FemtoPaper(tm) which is zero point 0 (15 times) 1 millimeters. You can't even see it but it's there.
Is it expensive? Yes, of course, but it will make your shaving instrument as sharp as a razor!

You might get sued by the air stropping originator.

[Neurotopia]

I'm about to unveil the YoctoHone, and I'm working on a way to get the grit size down to the Planck length. Stay tuned.

[LessLemming]

We did some math down here at the German *Das Rasierer* labs, regarding the use of Nano-, Femto-, Yocto-, Pico- and Pacopaper as a substitute for high end Japanese rock formations.
Down here at our German labs we are proud to announce that especially the use of Pico-Paper in combination with the DISH SOAP works,
as long as you are honing idealized, spherical ferric objects in a 100% Vacuum.

You can read the complete article in our journal *Das Furz* or online at www.DasHomepage.german at a price of only 29.99Euros (or 565USD).
If you have further questions regarding the article or want to make a donations please send any kind of sausage at [email protected]

Kind regards
Dr. Hugo Kraut
Head of *Das Rasierer* laboratory
and original editor of *Das Furz*


Breaking news:

I just received news that our Japanese colleagues at *Nakayama-Ohzuku-Shoubudani* labs ferociously attacked our article in public and officially claimed our statements to be false.
In addition we have received an article stating that, and we quote "[...] the use of pico paper and DISH SOAP in lieu of traditional Japanese (or any other Asian) hone-ware will lead to a reduction of the carbon content in any given razor.
The high sulfonic acid content of over 290 mg/L in the compound called "DISH SOAP" will lead to decarbonification in a mechanism yet to be revealed. Since the model of our admired colleagues at Germany's *dasrasierer* is referring to "[...] spherical ferric objects in a 100% Vacuum" the lack of carbon in the ferric objects can not be considered. The release of carbon will lead to a dramatic increase of the free carbon content (FCC) in the honing fluid. Honing fluids with a FCC of above 235 are known to be explosive if the honing speed surpasses 30 m/s. Standard honing speed measurements [1] revealed velocities up to 34 m/s. Traditional Japanese (or any other Asian) hone-ware is known to be stable with honing velocities up to 162 m/s."
Source: Article published in "The Panda", by Nakayama et al, 2012
[1] Nakayama et al, 2002


Further breaking news:


We just have been informed that our Belgian colleagues at "croissant de lune" in collaboration with the Russian laboratories "камень" claimed[2] that the garnets in coticules will actually act as carbon-captor, reducing free carbon content thus permitting honing velocities up to 239 m/s, the highest velocity ever measured in honing.

Source: Article published in "Le Sunday Morning", by Frère Jaques
[2] F. Jaques et al, 2012



A statement of the Seraphim laboratories in the US regarding the dangers of explosion and sudden self combustion of honing fluids containing DISH SOAP is eagerly awaited.

[otto76]

That hypothesis is only valid in a rational world. If I ever get back there, I might use it.

LOL.

Probably no good reason to admit this in public but I saw a post recently where somebody was talking about Pico Paper under lapping film. I wondered wth Pico Paper was and if it was any better than the printer paper I was using

It so obviously is!

[Grips]

Hey Seraphim, is that granite block you are using from Lee Valley Tools ?

[cb91710]

[Seraphim]

Hey Seraphim, is that granite block you are using from Lee Valley Tools ?

Nope, Woodcraft.

[ouch]

Big deal. I've been using yocto paper for years.

[Seraphim]

Big deal. I've been using yocto paper for years.

But that's crap for alliteration, and thus fails as a marketing ploy which is why it has been relegated to the dustbin of iniquity.

[ouch]

But that's crap for alliteration, and thus fails as a marketing ploy which is why it has been relegated to the dustbin of iniquity.

I didn't know I had to be alliterative. How's about pico paper's for p......

[Seraphim]

I didn't know I had to be alliterative. How's about pico paper's for professional pogonometrists

this?

[ouch]

Considering the guy who started the pogonotomy forum, I guess that's close enough.

[BakerAndBadger]

Sorry guys, maybe I've been out of circulation for too long in the english speaking world but WTH is Pico Paper? Is it like tracing paper?

[Seraphim]

Sorry guys, maybe I've been out of circulation for too long in the english speaking world but WTH is Pico Paper? Is it like tracing paper?

It is a patented, revolutionary development in honing technology.

It is the latest, the greatest, it will put your Jnats, coticles (with or without oil), Shaptons, choseras, etc to shame.

$29.99 for a pack of ten, act now.











Or just use a piece of regular copy paper under your lapping film.

[gash]

But copy paper has no mojo.

[paco664]

It is a patented, revolutionary development in honing technology.

It is the latest, the greatest, it will put your Jnats, coticles (with or without oil), Shaptons, choseras, etc to shame.

$29.99 for a pack of ten, act now.











Or just use a piece of regular copy paper under your lapping film.