Vegetarian Badge?

**CorCat87** · 05-27-2012, 11:57 AM

How do i get the Vegetarian badge, i am one!

**StubbleShaver** · 05-27-2012, 11:58 AM

I was wondering the same thing..

**luvmysuper** · 05-27-2012, 12:43 PM

Vegetarians desiring the Tag must first undergo the traditional testing of worthiness.

They must skin and make clothing from the hide of a wild Nauga.
They must prepare a feast for the Mod Team consisting of grilled Tofu Burgers, and not have the Mod Team detect that they are indeed Tofu Burgers.
Finally, in the ultimate test, they must whip up a sufficient lather for a three pass shave using a non-tallow soap and a synthetic brush.

Few have succeeded at the final challenge.
Many are those who have slunk home, gnashing teeth and wailing at such monumental tasks.

**HoosierTrooper** · 05-27-2012, 04:20 PM

Why isn't a carnivore or omnivore badge available?

**CorCat87** · 05-27-2012, 04:26 PM

Because us Vegetarian are special!!

**itsmedave** · 05-27-2012, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by luvmysuper

Vegetarians desiring the Tag must first undergo the traditional testing of worthiness.

They must skin and make clothing from the hide of a wild Nauga.
They must prepare a feast for the Mod Team consisting of grilled Tofu Burgers, and not have the Mod Team detect that they are indeed Tofu Burgers.
Finally, in the ultimate test, they must whip up a sufficient lather for a three pass shave using a non-tallow soap and a synthetic brush.

Few have succeeded at the final challenge.
Many are those who have slunk home, gnashing teeth and wailing at such monumental tasks.

I've been vegetarian for 3 years.
#1 and #3 I've done before. #2 would be rough since I don't like Tofu at all (the taste or the smell) so I guess I'm out

**mdunn** · 05-27-2012, 06:06 PM

Originally Posted by HoosierTrooper

Why isn't a carnivore or omnivore badge available?

You don't want to know what the challenges for those tags are...

**HoosierTrooper** · 05-27-2012, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by mdunn

You don't want to know what the challenges for those tags are...

**CorCat87** · 05-27-2012, 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by mdunn

You don't want to know what the challenges for those tags are...

Originally Posted by HoosierTrooper

**The Nid Hog** · 05-27-2012, 07:40 PM

And then? The Veg bath. Not for the faint of heart.

**Kentos** · 05-27-2012, 08:38 PM

I want a meatatarian badge! The only requisites are a blood test result showing high cholesterol and a propensity to grunt when chewing meat.

**luvmysuper** · 05-27-2012, 08:55 PM

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**Kentos** · 05-27-2012, 09:50 PM

Mmmmmmm Bacon...

**CorCat87** · 05-28-2012, 07:40 AM

i do plan to contribute if that helps? lol

**Cochese2323** · 05-28-2012, 07:43 AM

Originally Posted by Kentos

Mmmmmmm Bacon...

+1

**Prof. Moriarty** · 05-28-2012, 03:26 PM

Originally Posted by luvmysuper

I want that bacon tag Phil. I really really really really really do. Bacon is epic.

**Dave258** · 05-28-2012, 06:46 PM

That Bacon Badge is GREAT!!!

**_JP_** · 05-29-2012, 06:44 PM

Originally Posted by luvmysuper

Mmm... MEAT!

**CorCat87** · 05-29-2012, 09:09 PM

see you have it...i want it.....

**_JP_** · 05-30-2012, 06:47 AM

Originally Posted by CorCat87

see you have it...i want it.....

Yeah, but it was quite the opposite for me! Y'see, I blundered into a thread way back when and...

<begin rememberence mode>
That thread was a bit bizarre. I wandered in and found myself in the middle of what at first appeared to be a food fight. All kinds of green vegetable things were flying around from every direction. Some of that was those Vegetarian flying around, pinning themselves to whoever they landed on I spotted a damsel in distress trying to duck out of the way and immediately leaped to her aid, deploying my Sirloin Shield (stop snickering). "Get behind me, I'll cover you!" I cried. "No way!" she screamed, "you've already been pinned!" And so it was. One of those green badges made around my Sirloin Shield and stuck. I should have used the Bacon Cloak. Defeated, I beet a hasty retreat to the Mess Hall hoping to find a bacon thread.
</end remeberance mode>

And I didn't get the girl.