How do you respond?

**warhawk** · 05-16-2012, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by stmaryja

it's not just shaving, it's an adventure!

+1

warhawk

**retturn2blades** · 05-16-2012, 03:41 PM

I'd say: "You should see my handgun collection!"

**Vickers** · 05-16-2012, 03:43 PM

I generally ask her if she wants to hop in the shower with me.

**Parallax** · 05-16-2012, 03:45 PM

I get them at such good prices they're an investment.

**auk1124** · 05-16-2012, 06:45 PM

I just poke them in the eyes and then run away, making "woo-woo-woo" noises like Curly did in the Three Stooges.

No one has ever asked a second time.

**mystkm** · 05-16-2012, 07:34 PM

Originally Posted by saintpat

n + 1 = optimal number of razors
where n = the number of razors you have

LOL! Exactly what I was thinking!

**johnh** · 05-16-2012, 09:16 PM

Originally Posted by Teddyboy

What is your response when someone asks "Gee, how many friggin' razors do you need?"

Simple - it's not about what you need. It's about what you want. Do we live in an age where we are not allowed to want and have good things ?

**Mspec** · 05-17-2012, 12:46 AM

Lots!!

**Doc226** · 05-17-2012, 02:33 AM

Originally Posted by Teddyboy

What is your response when someone asks "Gee, how many friggin' razors do you need?"

I only need one, I want a lot.

**Threeme2189** · 05-17-2012, 03:02 AM

Originally Posted by Oblique Human

How many whiskers can you count in my stubble!

Zero?

**zenless** · 05-17-2012, 04:32 AM

Wife asked me this last night. She asks and gives me a look like i'm crazy every time. What i don't get is why a comment on a $12 razor purchase (rough looking red tip, i think it should clean up well besides missing endcaps) , but no comment if i splurged on lunch one day. My response of 'All of them?' was not well received.

**Greyfox** · 05-17-2012, 05:05 AM

I respond with "As many as I want."

**TheSC** · 05-17-2012, 05:13 AM

27

**ackvil** · 05-17-2012, 05:19 AM

Originally Posted by Doc226

I only need one, I want a lot.

+1. That's my response, too.

**onefallinghope** · 05-17-2012, 06:23 AM

The only one who has ever questioned me is my therapist (true story). My wonderful girlfriend doesnt question at all. When I told my therapist that I enjoy collecting she just rolled her eyes.

**mdunn** · 05-17-2012, 10:19 PM

More

**FL shaver** · 05-17-2012, 10:28 PM

Never been asked. Only my family has seen them...

**mystkm** · 05-17-2012, 10:32 PM

Originally Posted by zenless

Wife asked me this last night. She asks and gives me a look like i'm crazy every time. What i don't get is why a comment on a $12 razor purchase (rough looking red tip, i think it should clean up well besides missing endcaps) , but no comment if i splurged on lunch one day. My response of 'All of them?' was not well received.

Yeah, but the cost of a refill for a Fusion razor is insane in comparison.