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  1. 05-16-2012, 09:31 AM #1
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    Default How do you respond?

    What is your response when someone asks "Gee, how many friggin' razors do you need?"
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  2. 05-16-2012, 09:33 AM #2
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    If it were my wife asking the question, I would ask her how many pairs of shoes she needs.

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    "Because I use and collect them."
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    Depending on who's asking

    - As many as I please.
    - None of your business.
    - As many as fingers in a fist !
    - Would you have said the same to Monet, about his paintbrushes ?
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    "They are an art-form"

    As progressive as Portland pretends to be I have had no locals argue with that rationale.
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  6. 05-16-2012, 09:51 AM #6
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    I don't. What business is it of theirs?
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    "All of them."
    Merkur 38C, Simpson Colonel X2L, Col Conk Almond just now, and one last Wilkinson Sword.
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    SWMBO stopped asking after 5..........
    She knows how obsessive I get with my "hobbies."
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    Would you prefer a scruffy beard? It can be arranged ya know?
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    One more. Just one more. (Lather. Rinse. Repeat.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teddyboy View Post
    What is your response when someone asks "Gee, how many friggin' razors do you need?"
    Just one more!
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    n + 1 = optimal number of razors
    where n = the number of razors you have
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  13. 05-16-2012, 12:07 PM #13
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    I'd just say "as many as I need".
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    It's not just shaving, it's an adventure!
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    The answer is usually "I don't NEED any of them, but I enjoy collecting them."
    That shuts most people up, although my wife still rolls her eyes.
    Just call me Chris.
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    How many whiskers can you count in my stubble!
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    one for each day of the year
    As long as your going to be thinking anyway, think big.
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    My lady friend asks me this all the time. I always say "Not enough or i would've stopped already."
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    ....i am buying them to leave to my sons...........
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    one for each friggin day of the year
    As long as your going to be thinking anyway, think big.
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