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"Clear alcohol is for rich women on diets" - Ron Swanson

The more I think about that line, the more logic and truth I find in it.


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Making joke yes? Have you forgotten gin? Try giving a rich dieting lady a tumbler of gin and see what happens.

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Go Team Venture!

Second great drinking line :
"Reach into that crate and pull me out a bottle of single malt Scotch. Pour me four fingers and throw away the cap"
"I'm sorry. I only have blended whiskey."
"Why? Are children even allowed at this event?"
 
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