"Clear alcohol is for rich women on diets" - Ron Swanson

[nycalling]

The more I think about that line, the more logic and truth I find in it.

[Miles]

Making joke yes? Have you forgotten gin? Try giving a rich dieting lady a tumbler of gin and see what happens.

[nycalling]

Ron Swanson never jokes about Alcohol.

[SmoovD]

Ron Swanson never jokes about Alcohol.

...or bacon.

[LuckyR]

Huh? Ever heard of tequilla?

[njpaddy]

As I sit here sipping my second G&T of the night, I have to disagree.

[rebos]

Don't know what the Russians would think of this line.

Also have to +1 on the G+T.

[Lucius]

Don't know what the Russians would think of this line.

No one cares what they think.

[nycalling]

Go Team Venture!

Second great drinking line :
"Reach into that crate and pull me out a bottle of single malt Scotch. Pour me four fingers and throw away the cap"
"I'm sorry. I only have blended whiskey."
"Why? Are children even allowed at this event?"

[Go West Young Man]

Don't know what the Russians would think of this line.

Also have to +1 on the G+T.

Pretty sure I know what Ron Swanson thinks of the Russians!

[fccexpert]

And statements like that are for people who lack the strength of personal conviction.

[nycalling]

I agree: if there is one thing Ron Swanson clearly lacks, it's personal conviction.

[Go West Young Man]

And statements like that are for people who lack the strength of personal conviction.

Ron Swanson would take exception to that characterization.