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    Default "Clear alcohol is for rich women on diets" - Ron Swanson

    The more I think about that line, the more logic and truth I find in it.


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    Making joke yes? Have you forgotten gin? Try giving a rich dieting lady a tumbler of gin and see what happens.

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    Ron Swanson never jokes about Alcohol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nycalling View Post
    Ron Swanson never jokes about Alcohol.
    ...or bacon.
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    Huh? Ever heard of tequilla?

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    As I sit here sipping my second G&T of the night, I have to disagree.
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    Don't know what the Russians would think of this line.

    Also have to +1 on the G+T.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rebos View Post
    Don't know what the Russians would think of this line.
    No one cares what they think.

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    Go Team Venture!

    Second great drinking line :
    "Reach into that crate and pull me out a bottle of single malt Scotch. Pour me four fingers and throw away the cap"
    "I'm sorry. I only have blended whiskey."
    "Why? Are children even allowed at this event?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by rebos View Post
    Don't know what the Russians would think of this line.

    Also have to +1 on the G+T.
    Pretty sure I know what Ron Swanson thinks of the Russians!
    Just call me Chris.

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    And statements like that are for people who lack the strength of personal conviction.

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    I agree: if there is one thing Ron Swanson clearly lacks, it's personal conviction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fccexpert View Post
    And statements like that are for people who lack the strength of personal conviction.
    Ron Swanson would take exception to that characterization.
    Just call me Chris.

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