Mike's Hard Lemonade
So my daughter is coming home from college in a couple of weeks and is planning to have her local friends over. She wants to have some Mike's on hand as a mixer. I thought the stuff was better suited for unclogging drains, but whatever. Now get this, she wasn't talking vodka, gin & rum, oh no, apparently some like to mix it with Jack or finely crafted spirits from Kentucky. I spit up in my mouth when I heard this. All this time I thought I raised her better. Has anyone else run across this violation of all that is right & holy in the world or am I dealing with a substance abuse problem?
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