My name is Matthew, and I am a menthol addict. I love the cold, so once it starts getting hot here in North Carolina, I bust out the menthol. According to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, this past March was the hottest one in the US, so I will be busting out my Vostok a little early this year. I think you should too, which is why I am having a 15% off sale on my mentholated Vostok shaving cream and shaving soap. Keep reading, it gets better.
In my opinion, you will not find any shaving cream or shaving soap that is colder. I am willing to back this up with a full refund (less shipping) for Vostok if you find any other shaving cream or shaving soap colder than Vostok. We named it “Vostok” for a reason. Vostok is a Russian research station in Antarctica and the coldest place on Earth.
The sale starts now and ends Monday, April 23, 2012. You do not need a coupon code for the Vostok sale. Please use coupon code "freeshipping" for free CONUS shipping on all CONUS orders over $50.
If you are not happy with Vostok, write your full name and order number on a piece of paper along with whatever product you find colder, put it in a bubble mailer with the Vostok, and send it to:
Queen Charlotte Soaps, LLC
P.O. Box 3
Matthews, North Carolina 28106
There are only two conditions: 1). You must be comparing Vostok to like products. For example, if you get the Vostok shaving soap, you must be comparing it to another shaving soap, not a shaving cream. Because of the way creams and soaps are made, creams will be a little colder. 2). You can only return Vostok ordered during this sale. This sale and return policy only applies to full-sized tubs of Vostok shaving cream and full-sized pucks of Vostok shaving soap.