Shortly after Art III became King, he issued a royal decree ordering his people to congregate. They were to hand in all
their badges and blades, ensuring Art's Kingdom would be a peaceful one. Once the drunken King's right hand man misspelled
badges and wrote in badgers instead, it was all over.
So here we congregate, confused, but with badgers and blades at the ready, in the name of Art, the King.
Razors don't shave people. People shave people!
There are three critical types of moments in life: Times when we should use opportunity to be enamoured with finer details, and times we should ignore the minutia.