So I ended up at the dermatologist today. While I was getting prepped for a biopsy of a mole I asked what brand of razor blade they were using to slice off a chunk of yours truly. Doc said Personna medical blades from Israel. "Any chance I could get a couple of those blades?" Doc looks at me kind of funny and asks why. "For my razor." Wait, one of those old razors you twist open and put the blade in? "Yes." He thought it was pretty cool, but sadly the blades are already broke in half lengthwise for doing biopsies.
Oh well, at least I tried. Maybe there's hope next time. If I have to have a procedure that requires body hair being shaved, I'm going to demand a couple of blades as a consolation prize.